http://www.icq.com/blogs/tag/191 Posts Tagged "icq" Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:32:04 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/51138 Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thoug... Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:14:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/51049 I was in a chat room, as most online romances happen. I had been on the Internet and chatting for almost three years. I was bored one afternoon, so I decided to go into a chat room. I had been i... Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:04:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/51046 He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. ... Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:45:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/51013 After presenting three ground-breaking concept vehicles during the 2005-2006 global auto show season – Sassou, Senku and the Kabura, which won Detroit Motor Show’s esteemed Aesthetics and Innova... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:52:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/51012 A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:40:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/51010 Highest Jump by a Pig The world record for the highest jump by a pig is 70 cm (27.5 in) and was achieved by Kotetsu, a pot-bellied pig on 22 August 2004 at the Mokumoku Tedsukuri ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:29:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/50972 ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:39:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/50971 ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:30:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/50968 Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap."The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."The first one said, "But I ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:07:00 -0400 http://www.icq.com/blogs/post/50967 There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight. The Texan spent a lot of ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:01:00 -0400